Real life "Me" and the online "Me"

This post, as you can see from the title, is going to be talking about how much of a different person I am in real life, and on the web. What I am about to say is how I feel about me, but feel free to comment though.

Now do not think that you might know what I am about to describe myself as, as I am more than meets the eye. And no the previous sentence was not meant to be a reference to Transformer, since I have no interest in big sized machines which are able to transform at will into vehicles and fight with each other. Alright here goes :

Real life :

1. I am shy. Yes seriously. I am not joking. I will often be unusually quiet whenever a stranger appears when I am alone or when I am with a bunch of strangers, either way I am not good with strangers, unless I am accompanied by several friends of mine, but most likely I will end up only talking to my friends rather than making new friends with the strangers.
2. I appear as a always happy person who jokes around whenever possible. That is only when I am with my friends. When alone, I will be more of a lonely person, sitting at a corner, listening to songs via my earphones, enjoying myself in a world of my own, only when a friend appears I revert to my joyful self being a joker and talking a lot.
3. I am lazy. Enough said.
4. Dirty minded. Yes. I am a growing boy. I am interested in those kind of stuff. If you do not get what I mean, don't bother about it. Leave it as it is.
5. I have no interest in real life girls. Serious.

Now online:

1. Talks a lot of crap. I love to talk a lot on the web, especially on Facebook. I usually will keep on commenting on any statuses that interests me and most likely I will link it to the society we live in today or the world itself. Using my own way of thinking, I often debate over something in the comment box. There were times when a certain person in class will debate with me about many things in life, whether it is the country, the people, or even the society.
2. I spend most of my time online on animes, mangas and games. I hardly ever go to sites which benefits my education. I sometimes search aimlessly for games to pass off time. Otherwise I would be looking for some nice images ( don't worry, I won't look for ones for matured people ) to either put as my profile picture or wallpaper, most of them, in fact all of them, are from the recent animes that I watched.
3. Always a pessimist, I look on the downside of things whenever I am on the web. My thoughts are often negative, whenever I am made to make a decision, I will always think of the worst case scenario. For example when I was to come up with a plan for something, I will first think about the worst thing that could happen if I were to go with that plan.

Well, these are what I think of myself. If you do not feel that any of them is true, or you would like to ask more of me, feel free to comment, that would do me a favor of getting more comments. That is all, do look forward to my next post. Have a nice day.

-Lenneth